I don't know if this has already been posted.

But, I laughed hard.

Okay, so i just got back from the movie, ( which by the way, was AMAZING!).

but, did anyone else notice, that in the baseball scence where Edward and Emmett bump into eachother, Edward gives Emmett the middle finger, and Emmetts like " Fuck you to!"

i was like, hahaha - WAIT, WHAT!?..  i almost peed laughing.

its true people, read it and weep..
 

actually no, its not that hard.. but im simple minded and it takes awhile for me to process things.

you wanna know what sucks?..

yeah you do..

IM TALKING TO MYSELF.

i have no friends on live journal. NONE. ZIP. NOTTA...

so noone is going to read this... im a nobody *sniff* *tear*

HAHAHAHA, that reminds me of shark tale!......." wait lola!, im not a nobody, IM A WEINER!"

okay, enough.. lets talk business...*serious face*

im serious, this is serious business...HAHA OH WAIT!  PWN'D.

my stepbrother just got PWNED by my dogs, hahaha... he got dog jumped.

anyways, i was talking about how sorry my sorry life is.

I AM AN EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!, i bet God was like," yes just for fun we will make ONE just ONE screw up.."

that poor unlucky child..

was me....

you know what!?... thats okay.. im going to be extra famous or cool like superman one day,

and everyones going ot be like... " why oh why didnt we talk to her on LJ?"

and all the facebook people will be like " thats right, OWNED, i talked to her because facebook is easier than LJ"

T_T   ... i wonder what its like to have friends on LJ.... * daydreams*

IN A PRETTY MEADOW OF LOVE:

sarahwooot: HEY I  HAVE FRIENDS!

random LJ people: yes, yes you do.. you arent a nobody anymore..

sarahwoot: yes! maybe god really did have a plan for me!

THAT MUSIC THAT SKIPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROMANTIC OR HAPPY SCENE POPS UP:

random LJ people: HAHAHA NOOOOB. you actually thought this was real.

sarahwooot: damnit.

sorry, it was fun.

but nobody really is going to read this.. so its only for my entertainment.

WELL, IM OUT.

PeAcE ( sorry i just always wanted to write peace that way without anyone making fun of me)

kay, im done... OOHH. check out my infoo... about my sorry life! but hey! you get to learn more about yours truly *winks*